Queen Launches New Twitter Diary

Funny story written by LordJohnOfPevensey

Monday, 27 July 2009

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HM Queen Elizabeth with the Grand Buffoon

Her Majesty The Queen announced yesterday that she is to launch her own entry on Twitter!

"One is surrounded by buffoons, inbeciles and twits, and in a world where we are all equal, it is of great importance to me that my subjects have a glimpse into my life at Buckingham Palace."

"As well as Windsor Castle, Sandringham, and Balmoral Castle", added Her Majesty hastily after being whispered to by a buffoon.

"Oh, and the Palace of Holyrood House", said the Queen, after discreetly receiving the information from a genuflecting twit.

A Buckingham Palace imbecile later suggested that Her Majesty, in order to prevent identity theft, will not be using cookies, and may well deploy the cunning trick of using a pseudonym.

Twitter.com announced this morning that StinkinRichCorgiLover has attracted no fewer than three followers in under twenty-four hours.

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