Her Majesty The Queen announced yesterday that she is to launch her own entry on Twitter!
"One is surrounded by buffoons, inbeciles and twits, and in a world where we are all equal, it is of great importance to me that my subjects have a glimpse into my life at Buckingham Palace."
"As well as Windsor Castle, Sandringham, and Balmoral Castle", added Her Majesty hastily after being whispered to by a buffoon.
"Oh, and the Palace of Holyrood House", said the Queen, after discreetly receiving the information from a genuflecting twit.
A Buckingham Palace imbecile later suggested that Her Majesty, in order to prevent identity theft, will not be using cookies, and may well deploy the cunning trick of using a pseudonym.
Twitter.com announced this morning that StinkinRichCorgiLover has attracted no fewer than three followers in under twenty-four hours.
