Queen Songs Incite Racial Hatred Amongst Football Fans

Funny story written by Chamone

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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Show me the way to go home......

The lyrics of flamboyant rock band Queen have been shown to incite racism and violence amongst people, it's claimed.

Songs like 'We are the Champions (of the World)" and "We Will Rock You" - with their lyrics of "no time for losers, because we are the champions of the world" - are used to target minority groups.

Chanting of these songs at football matches between the bigger teams, such as Manchester Utd and Liverpool, make supporters of smaller clubs like Bolton Wanderers and Fulham feel 'depressed' and 'despondent'.

"Those songs are soul-destroying. The hateful lyrics in those tunes are used as weapons of mockery. How can fans like us even attempt to compete? We're stuck with shite songs like 'Show Me the Way to Go Home' and 'Tears of a Clown'", sobbed Kevin Smith of the 'Not The Big Four' supporters group.

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