Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 27 July 2009

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Gurkha rights campaigner Joanna Lumley got a heroes welcome in Nepal yesterday because of her campaign to allow Gurkhas to stay in the UK.

Lumley is to be declared Queen of Nepal and will start her campaign to bring the entire population of Nepal to live in London. Lumley with a red dot in the middle of her forehead because she missed her mouth when she was trying to put on her lipstick said "I am so happy to be here and I will do my best to get all Gurkhas moved to The UK then we can all move and before you know it we will take over the UK and they wont even see it coming."

Lumley left shortly afterwards but was not happy when asked how she managed to miss such a big mouth with her red lipstick.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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