Written by Wire Piddle

Sunday, 12 July 2009

image for Paris Jackson To Record Song For 'Daddy' - Congressman Peter King says 'Stop The Insanity'

Long Island, NY - Upon hearing the news that Paris Jackson is going to record a song commemorating her late father, Michael Jackson, Congressman Peter King was heard saying, "Stop The Insanity!"

"The man/boy isn't even buried yet and this family wants to go back to the well, sacrifice another child to the music business, an 11 year-old child, one that isn't even biologically related, all for the sake of filling the Jackson Family coffers with more filthy lucre. If this Paris Jackson is going to release a record, it sounds to me like it's going to be a broken record, constantly playing the same tune over and over and over again."

With those comments, Congressman King vowed to do everything in his power to have Paris Jackson and her siblings picked up by child services and turned over as wards of the State of California for their own protection.

"I urge anyone who gets sued by this family as a result of the death of Michael Jackson, to countersue. I will not rest until the whole family is bankrupted into oblivion, and these children are free from the evil clutches of their unbiological grandparents. This whole miasmic labrynthian quagmire of human misery started with them and will end with them. It is time the curtain came down, the footlights were dimmed and this theater of the absurd was condemned."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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