Miners Survive 25 Days Without Michael Jackson News

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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"And this is what they are saying about Michael on the spoof"

Three Chinese minors somehow managed to survive 25 days underground without access to newspapers, television, radio or the internet. The three men were hauled from the ground clearly suffering from the advanced stages of Jackson Withdrawal Syndrome. This syndrome is a close relative of Dianaitis and Jadous Goodius, whose outbreaks claimed many lives. Medics were on hand to assist the men. Copies of The News Of The World had been flown in to aide their recovery.

One of the men was able to give a brief interview. Ho Lin Groun said "Being kpt away from the build up to the memorial concert was tough. We kept our spirits up by singing his songs and even performing some of the dance routines from Thriller. Now I'm looking forward to spending a few days at home with the tabloids, catching up on all the latest developments."

Doctors say they have spared them the latest revelations from La Toya as it may be "too much too soon."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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