Oxfordshire - (Poodle Brothers Mess): Michael Jackson's autopsy mortician has been invited by Gorgon Brown to conduct a new postmortem on 'suicided' WMD dodgy dossier debunker Dr David Kelly.
The scientist's sudden, unexpected and totally implausible 2003 death saved the ass of Opus Dei warmongers George W Bush and Tony Blair, as did Lord Hutton's subsequent public 'inquiry' into a government-sponsored conspiracy theory circus.
Kelly's remains are to be exhumed on July 14, Bastille Day, after pressure from hangdog CIA director Leon Pancetta to exonerate the Agency from the UK's disastrous home-grown WMD fantasy factory.
The biotech weapons expert's death has always been viewed with suspicion by UK anti-terror cops who have assiduously tailed feckless Opus Dei liar Lord Hutton and his doghouse cosmic twin brother Sir Richard Queerlove, former head of MI6.
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