Tallahassee, FL-- Writers for the UK based website, theSpoof.com got more than they bargained for at this year's Spoof picnic when a catfight broke out between two female Spoofers.
The brawling babes, Madame Bitters, age 27 and Chamone, age 19, are two popular writers on the male dominated website.
Witnesses say that the trouble started when it was time to eat the cake that Madame Bitters had prepared specially for the occasion. When Chamone said it was dry, the shit hit the fan and Madame Bitters shoved Chamone face down into the cake.
In a matter of minutes cake icing was smeared all over their supple, shapely bodies. As they wrestled, fabric tore and buttons popped off until both girls were down to their skimpy thongs-- black lace for Madame Bitters and Hello Kitty for Chamone.
As the catfight continued, the reactions of the other Spoofers were as follows:
BuckwheatsButt popped a Cialis.
Morse popped a Nitroglycerin tablet
Jalepenoman also popped a Nitroglycerin tablet
Victor Nicholas sat in a lawnchair with his hand cupping his chin and watched the catfight in wry amusement.
Skoob took off his long, gray coat beacause he was hot.
Fergus McCarthy hid behind a tree where he could watch Chamone and have a quick wank, knowing he'd have to say about 500 Hail Marys and Our Fathers afterward.
Jaggedone said something weird and went back to licking treebark.
NickFun filmed the entire catfight on his video phone
And Queen Mudder, vetran Spoof writer and the only cool head in the crowd phoned for an ambulance to report the following:
Pryapism, 2 heart attacks, heatstroke, a sprained wrist and a complete psychotic break from reality.
The regal writer then summoned her Lincoln Towncar and instructed the driver to take her to her private jet.
At the time of publishing Madame Bitters and Chamone were being civil to eachother, the other Spoofers made a full recovery (except Jaggedone), Queen Mudder had a safe flight back to London and NickFun plans to sell his 'film' on Pay-Per-View.
