Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

image for Robert McNamara's Corpse to be Tried as War Criminal
War Crimes Court can't wait for this smirking corpse

The architect of the US Vietnam War debacle who discovered his errors long after millions of American students told him: Hell No , We Won't Go! has finally joined the 58, 000 dead US soldiers he sent to Hades. The corpse of the former Defense Secretary and World bank President( The apparent reward for killing young Americans, ask Wolfowitz)has been flown to the Hague to stand trial for crimes against humanity.

McNamara's dead body will have to face testimony from the one million dead Vietnamese slaughtered in his misguided adventure in Southeast Asia and tens of thousands of US soldier's famiies will tell the stiff what life was like without their fathers, mothers, brothers and sisters.

The War crimes Court will then send the corpse to the same fiery hell he condemned countless people to. The courts docket has a long waiting list but promises that once Bush and Cheney's dead bodies become available, they will have a speedy trial.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Rob Pattinson




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