Robert Pattinson Nearly Killed By Fans

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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Overanxious Fans, Distrcted Star?

Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi in New York as he tried to run away from a crowd of teenage fans, according to reports.

Pattinson, who some say was in a scuffle earlier in the day behind the stage during film shoot was not seriously injured according to a US website Radaronline, as it stated that the 23-year-old was clipped by a cab but was not seriously hurt.

The British actor, who had been filming his new movie Remember Me, was surrounded by fans as he tried to cross the street to his trailer.

Pattinson's manager did not comment on the accident.

The actor's security guards were reportedly furious about the scuffle and one was heard shouting: "You see what you did, you almost killed him."

But some are saying that the incident at the filming of "Remember Me" earlier had distracted Pattinson.

Since appearing as vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight film series, Pattinson has become a huge star.

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