US Onion claims is nothing more than a satirical tabloid Sun!

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Monday, 6 July 2009


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A frustrated US Onion has started a cold satirical war, claiming that is just a satirical tabloid site similair to other " non-serious" tabloid newspapers, only interested in high ratings, sex, Michael Jackson and other shallow stories.

The US Onion also claimed that the majority of spoof writers only desire points, ratings and popularity claiming also that the US Onion site is a more in-depth, spreadsheet satire and is taken more seriously! (whatever!)

The superb Spoof writership duly refuted these claims and told their US colleague to either get stuffed or write a Michael Jackson spoof, get 50.000,000 hits and join the club.

This the Onion did and peace between the US and UK warring satirical writing fraternities was resurrected.

The Spoof writers spokesman and one-liner magician, Victor Nicholas closed the dispute with the following supreme one-liner:

"He who throws Jackos should expect some fucking Whackos"

("Thank you Victor, your slippers, warm milk, digestive biscuits and 23 year old, large bosomed, scantily dressed nurse are waiting!)

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