Atheists have found a 47 million year old god and named it "Ida," an Harvard scientist/atheist proclaimed excitedly last week.
Ida is the fossil of a hapless animal which passed away quietly some million of years ago but is now the toast of the scientific community for being the "creator" of mankind. Or to put it scientifically, the missing link between fish and mammals.
For sometime now the atheist have been looking for some kind of thing to worship and when Ida was found, they compared it to finding Mona Lisa.
The Harvard egghead said Ida was what they had been looking for and the missing link. He denied that Ida could have been a malformed animal or the product of a birth defect (like a double-headed snake) and said finally their eyes had seen the glory of evolution and the savior of evolution.
Reacting a creationist said evolution was in the same category as Santa Claus and he would rather worship an invisible God than the skeleton of an animal which died 47 million years ago
Already the atheists plan to give Ida a great celebration with a live band as show it to the world.
