God Declares that Richard Dawkins Never Existed

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 22 May 2009

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Even film footage of Dawkins appears to be mysteriously fading

The new Archbishop of Westminster revealed a divine oracle delivered to him that makes it clear that from an heavenly perspective evolutionary biologist and virulent atheist, Richard Dawkins has never existed. Attempts to reach the scientist were all in vane according to all major news sources.

Evidence of Dawkin's existence proved to be impossible find. No birth certificate, baptismal document, evidence of schooling, business contracts and matrimonial certificates cannot be located. Scotland yard investigator, Angus Sirloin remarked that even the slim details we have of William Shakespeare are much more proof of his existence than of the apparently mythical Dawkins.

Oxford theologian, Lord Lorditova analyzed the phenomenon:

" Modern humans are so desperate for a scientific world view that is rational and unassailable. They feel so betrayed by the many broken promises of traditional religions and its gods that they dreamt up the scientific High Priest Dawkins, enthroned him in their laboratorial temple and released his gospel of no god. Now we know that there is no Dawkins and that God has won Pascal's Wager in this case."

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