In a stunning turn of events, a young man from the University of Flonders in Nigeria swallowed his own face after an attempt to swallow his nose.
"Mmff bgg hll bffg hnnf," commented Shinead "Skinhead" O'Doodle, the 20 year old who was credited with swallowing his face. It was late Tuesday night, during a party at a fellow student's house, that O'Doodle was pressured into doing the unthinkable.
"It started off as a dare to swallow his nose. As you can see," said Murman Dinkelhoff, pointing to his best friend, "it progressed a little further than that."
O'Doodle evidently had a couple of drinks before performing the stunt. He was also offered $10 by various attendees of the gathering.
After O'Doodle swallowed his face, 911 was called, and after 7 hours of emergency work, O'Doodle was rendered a hopeless case. Despite that, he is not hopeless.
Dinkelhoff, who is currently the only one who can understand what O'Doodle is mumbling about, said that he still plans to "marry, raise a family, and become an astronaut."
Also, rumour has it that O'Doodle has signed a book deal with Scholastic, to write a biography entitled, "Don't Drink and Swallow your Face: The Story of a Birdbrain."