Paris Hilton to close

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Sunday, 1 March 2009

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The interior of Paris Hilton

In the current economic climate, the Paris Hilton is being forced to close, announced Mr Hilton, head of Hilton Ltd.

For many years the Paris Hilton has welcomed guests from all over the world, who have enjoyed its plush interior. The most expensive suite has curtains made of beef, and has entertained many over the years. Its back entrance has also been well used by the infamous who would probably wish to make a hasty retreat. The Paris Hilton is able to accommodate 500 men at once, and videos of it have sold surprisingly well.

But now the flow of businessmen and seamen has slowed to a trickle. It is likely that the Paris Hilton will have to swallow its pride and search desperately for more customers to satisfy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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