Paris Hilton no Longer

Funny story written by bigfella comedy

Friday, 6 February 2009

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Machester Hilton is not changing its name.

The American heiress Paris Hilton is fed up of her name reports say. After spending 2 hours filming in the UK recently she declared she loved the country so much she was considering changing her name to Northampton Travel Lodge.

Miss Hilton who likes very small dogs was rumoured to have loved the Travel Lodge in the midlands town so much that she was considering the change out of respect. A customer said "Paris was here all the time, she'd eat in the Little Chef next door but never had the Olympic breakfast."

Paris formed a strong bond with the cleaning staff in the travel lodge and was thought to have a bit of a crush on Adam, a eighteen year old, who had a Saturday job in the Little Chef. Adam refused to comment saying what ever Paris did to him in the storeroom was a private matter. He did let slip that while they were in the storeroom they shared a 7th Heaven Burger. "It was heaven" he said.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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