Paris Hilton to adopt

Funny story written by Colliejm

Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Hilton's going to be the mom of an adopted 6 month old!

It was reported yesterday that , Paris Hilton, yes, Paris, is going to adopt.

"She's seen Nicole with Harlow, so I guess she, well, got a little jealous , maybe..." says a rep for Hilton.

Rumor has it that the child might be a 6 month old from Korea. Let's see how that goes!

"I'm, like, really excited about this!", says Paris,"I've never had the chance to be a mom before. How do you change a diaper?" Yikes!

"Paris doesn't want to do it immediately, she's going to wait a couple of months," her parents told me.

This might be a start to another Hilton/Richie fight! Who knows? Harlow Madden could end up with a friend! (Yikes on that , too!)

Paris is going to be a 27 year old mom of one, let's hope she knows enough to care for a 6 month old!

Well, good luck , Paris!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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