Written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 1 March 2009

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Heart of the Fart's farts

Jungle, Colombia - Colombian soldiers say they have found extensive undigested food deep in enemy troops intestines; used by farting guerrillas to throw off blood hound tracking, these farts are making a large strategic difference.

Special forces came across the farts after a five-year-long hunt for the secret hideout of a top Fart commander.

The farts, in Meta province, are thought to have been able to hide as many as 500 fighters from hound dogs.

Fart (Revolutionary Armed Forces of Taters) is a left-wing group which has been fighting the government since the 1960s.

As well as the farts protecting Fart's fighters from Colombia's dog force, the discoveries South of the capital, Bogotá, also included a stink-bomb-making factory and thousands of kilos of beans, onions, garlic, and potatoes, officials said.

They also found this cute little chef, pictured on the left.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Farting, Farc

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