Worldwide Environmental Protection Agencies, especially the British and Colonial divisions will begin monitoring Carbon Dioxide and Methane. EPAUK has resolved to track every breathing mammal for its CO2 load. USAEPA has made a similar resolution:
Secretaries of Environmental Protection in both the mother country and the American colonies have promised that every breath you take, we will be watchin' you.
But the scrutiny will not stop with the CO@ from mammalian frontal orifices. Both agencies and their worldwide partners said that methane will be the new global warming gas. Gas will be tracked by every EPA in the gaseous world. Mammalian breath has a far lesser effect on Global Warming as the farts emitted by the anuses of the animal world.
Some countries have called for measuring the gaseous emissions of the female frontal orifice but the UN resolution against the mentioning of the Vart has postponed any action on the pussy perfume.
