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Funny story: Trump Cages Children But Guns Are Safe

Trump Cages Children But Guns Are Safe

According to the news, Trump says guns are safe. However, children ripped away from their mother's arms belong in cages for weeks or months. “I’m getting the word from lots and lots of children that they love being put in cages. It’s like their s...

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Funny story: GDR experts asked by Merkel how to build a new wall!

GDR experts asked by Merkel how to build a new wall!

Ex GDR wall builders have been invited by German chancellor, Angela Merkel, to give their advice in how to build a wall around the southern borders of Germany between Austria, Czech Republic and Lichtenstein. It seems that Merkels' policy of carte...

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Funny story: The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin. Nigel was chatting to his German mi...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin's Planned Erection Of New Berlin Wall

Vladimir Putin's Planned Erection Of New Berlin Wall

Though Vladimir Putin got away with annexing Crimea, crushing Georgia, is in the process of smashing Chechnya and invading the Ukraine (in a obvious attempt to recreate the old Soviet Union) he is now setting his sights on East Germany with plans for...

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Funny story: Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...

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Funny story: Germany celebrates 50 years after the wall by building a new one!

Germany celebrates 50 years after the wall by building a new one!

Germany is celebrating 50 years after the tumbling down of the wall (not the Pink Floyd one) and many Germans are very happy with the German government's celebration plans, they are going to build a new one! It seems that the tumbling of the wall...

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Funny story: Man Rebuilds Berlin Wall in Bracknell

Man Rebuilds Berlin Wall in Bracknell

A man has attempted to rebuild the Berlin Wall in the heart of the town of Bracknell. Neo-Nazi Dave Bell, 63, insists everybody on the east side of Bracknell should support the newly built wall because it will "prevent the westies using our laund...

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Funny story: Berlin Wall Falls - Brown resents comparisons

Berlin Wall Falls - Brown resents comparisons

Comrade General Brown, Prime Minister of the Peoples' Republic of the UK and fervent republican supporter attended Berlin this week to celebrate the collapse of a vicious, repressive Marxist regime, which collapsed as the East German Communist econom...

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Funny story: Christo to Rebuild Berlin Wall

Christo to Rebuild Berlin Wall

Berlin - German Chancellor Angela Merkel has announced that installation artist Christo and his partner Jeanne-Claude have been awarded the commission to commemorate the twentieth anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall based on the results of an...

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Funny story: Europe remembers why the Wall was put up in the first place

Europe remembers why the Wall was put up in the first place

Despite leaders such as Angela Merkel and Gordon Brown pretending that there's something nice and wholesome about a united Germany, hundreds of millions of British and European people had less fond feelings about what the press is trying to make out...

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Funny story: In quotes, the Berlin Wall anniversary

In quotes, the Berlin Wall anniversary

German Chancellor Angela Merkel: 'Today marks a happy day for our beloved Fuhrer's dream of a single-state Europe ruled from Berlin. The Reich lives on! Heil Hitler!' Former Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev: 'And we lost 10 million comrades in the War for this? To see the Germans all happy and smiling and richer than ever, while we starve once more? Pah!' US President Barack Obama: 'Sep...

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Funny story: The Fall Of The Wall - 20 Years On, A Look Back

The Fall Of The Wall - 20 Years On, A Look Back

20 years ago yesterday saw the final fall of the Berlin wall as loads of mad Germans attacked the structure with lump hammers and chisels in a bid to escape to the soviet bloc in search of much longed for freedom. Probably less well known, yet no...

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Funny story: Berlin Wall renamed as EU Wall

Berlin Wall renamed as EU Wall

On the 20th anniversary of the falling of the Berlin Wall, the foundations have been laid for a new bigger, better and longer EU wall. Swathes of deforestation has taken place from the Baltic to the Black sea to make room for the footings. NASA...

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Funny story: German government approves plans for new "Berlin Super Wall" stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean!

German government approves plans for new "Berlin Super Wall" stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean!

After celebrating the "fall of the wall" Germany has now approved the building of an even higher, safer, longer, stronger wall stretching from the Baltic sea to the Mediterranean sea. To be exact, starting at the Polish border and ending on the Cr...

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Funny story: Government Buys Used Wall

Government Buys Used Wall

The Government today announced the purchase of a second hand wall from a city in Germany. In an official statement the reasons for the purchase were stated that the wall was no longer needed in Berlin so it was going cheap; recycling is all the rage...

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Funny story: German man builds his own wall

German man builds his own wall

A unemployed German man from Upper Saxony has declared he has had enough of the united federal government in Berlin and wants to build his own wall. Mr Gunther Stockhausen, a resident under the former German Democratic Republic (East Germany), is...

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Funny story: Bush Administration to Rebuild Berlin Wall

Bush Administration to Rebuild Berlin Wall

BERLIN (East Berliner Gazette) - After careful deliberation the Bush Administration has decided to resurrect the Berlin Wall.

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