As the One Holy Roman catholic church becomes more and more diunified,sinful and third world, Pope Benedict the sweet sixteen has been reaching out to disaffected members. His latest straying sheep have been not the lunatic left but the fascist far right.
Followers of Archbishop Marcel Levebre broke from the church in the 1980's in opposition to the vernacular mass and the Vatican II attempts to bring the church out of the not so sweet sixteenth century. Levebre's love of latin and his desire for inquisition style torture that only Dick Cheney could love brought about his excommunication.
Benedict who loves all ancient and especially dead languages and was famous for the use of torture on liberal theologians while head of the Office of the Holy Inquisition has decided to woo Lefebre's descendants despite their neo nazi view of history. Benedict said that pleasing the Jews has never made anyone catholic.
