Written by Flying Stone

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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Getting ready for the final journey

In a recent study completed at the University of Stalybridge in England, the scientists have revealed that female gender of the human species would become extinct by the year 2027.

The findings revealed by the CASRC - Centre for Angered Species Research and Consolation, have led to extraordinary global reactions. Latest reports from around the world have put the figure of causalities following this news to 273,000 out of which 271,000 have been of individuals who died laughing and the rest committed suicide. Incidentally all the fatalities have one thing in common - they were all men.

Religious places of all faiths are also witnessing unprecedented rush of male worshippers. It may well be the first time that all religions of the world have spoken in one voice to their respective Gods with the prayer-please make it 2012 at least.

To rein in the chaos caused in the world by this discovery, the Director of the CASRC has issued the following statement, "Make hay while the sun shines."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Women, Men, Extinct

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