A woman based in the south of England today declared open war on the male of the species.
Dee Lee Almost Lightful told reporters from the spoof.com that men were basically a waste of space.
She told us: "Men think they're more interesting when they're drunk."
Being males, this threw us somewhat.
"Men think they're giving you orgasms while you're thinking about 2 down in the Mirror crossword."
One bloke said in response:"Who cares? If I'm getting mine who worries?"
At which point the woman got into a terrible strop because she couldn't have it all her own way.
When asked to expand on this point she just told us to fuck off.
So we're going.
More when we can be bothered.
