How to speak about women and be politcally correct

Funny story written by Rusty

Monday, 12 January 2009

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They are not easy - they're horizontally accessible

She is not a babe or a chick - She is a breasted American.

She is not easy - She is horizontally accessible.

She is not a dumb blonde - She is a light-haired detour off the information superhighway.

She has not been around - She is a previously-enjoyed companion.

She does not nag you - She becomes verbally repetitive.

She is not a two-bit hooker - She is a low cost provider.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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