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Funny story: Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List

Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List

As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list. The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization…

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus

Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus

Greta Thunberg has a lot on her plate, these days. As if accelerated climate change and impending environmental disaster through global warming weren't enough for the young Swedish activist, there's now the Coronavirus to contend with - it never rain...

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Funny story: Coronavirus COVID-19: What Does It Want?

Coronavirus COVID-19: What Does It Want?

As the worldwide pandemic starts to unfold, and the Coronavirus continues to do its dirty work right across the globe, some in the scientific community are hard at work trying to establish just what it is that the virus wants, and why it hasn't alrea...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

"I think it's the responsible thing to do," said Blake Tucker of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his reluctant decision to go extinct. "The planet can't continue to support my existence. The Tucker line just isn't sustainable." The decision to go...

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Funny story: World's most hated whale safe from extinction

World's most hated whale safe from extinction

The South Arctic Thick-beaked Ass Whale has been registered as endangered since 1961, but is now safe from extinction, according to the UN Whale Counting Board. The Thick-beaked Ass Whale is peculiar for its hideous appearance and for being the only...

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Funny story: War on Insects edges closer to victory

War on Insects edges closer to victory

For millenia, humans have had to contend with annoying insects buzzing and biting and crawling amongst us. From wasp stings to spiders in the bath, from bed bugs to flies everywhere. Finally, the war is nearing an end. Reports from around the worl...

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Funny story: Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Albuquerque, NM - New Mexico's bighorn sheep will be outfitted with chic new collars, complete with miniature radio receivers in a desperate attempt to keep the endangered animals from becoming extinct. An "army" of scientific researchers, equipped w...

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Funny story: Animal Crackers Comes Under Fire

Animal Crackers Comes Under Fire

Animal Crackers are animal-shaped cookies (?) designed by carnivorous subhumans as brainwashing tools by which to corrupt innocent children who, without such indoctrination-disguised-as-treats, might become vegetarians, eschewing the abuse of the ver...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia-Tiger Woods could become extinct in 12 years if companies he's still a spokesperson for fail to take quick action to protect their image and step up the fight against infidelity, global celeb experts told a "Tiger summit" S...

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Funny story: The Miller's Grizzled Languor Monkey Found Alive!

The Miller's Grizzled Languor Monkey Found Alive!

Itsuptou,New York-Mr.and Mrs. Steven Miller's Languor Monkey, Albert, who disappeared several years ago, was found alive and unhurt in the Wehea forest, on the eastern tip of Borneo island. Appearing disheveled and somewhat grizzled, Albert leapt in...

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Funny story: So Longo, Mountain Bongo, in the Wrongo?!

So Longo, Mountain Bongo, in the Wrongo?!

The largest forest antelope, the Mountain Bongo, is almost certainly going to be come extinct. The native African species is projected to become extinct within the next 14 years, unless 'evolution' plays a blinder. Although the exploits of man hav...

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Funny story: Extinct hairy elephants 'Ran Out Of Grass'

Extinct hairy elephants 'Ran Out Of Grass'

Giant woolly mammoths died out because they ran out of grass - not because they were hunted to extinction, according to scientists. The dope smoking, gargantuan herbivores became so passive through being too huge for any other animal to mess with...

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Funny story: The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

Next year marks the 20th anniversary of the WHO conference and its got nothing to do with the famous rock band The Who, its the World Health Organisation and they have startling new evidence that sperm count in men is getting lower every year that pa...

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Funny story: Men will be extinct by the year 2050

Men will be extinct by the year 2050

Scientists are now predicting men will cease to be by the year 2050! Women will rule the planet and therefore all men will simply disappear due to irrelevance say the boffins. "Women have been able to conceive without men for years now, but at presen...

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Funny story: Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Can...

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Funny story: Aliens Suspect Al Gore in Atlantis Disaster

Aliens Suspect Al Gore in Atlantis Disaster

ROSWELL, NM - Ancient legends portray Atlantis as a continent with an advanced civilization with wonders and technology that surpass the wildest imagination of the 20th century. The mysteries of Atlantis are often associated with mysteries such as th...

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Funny story: Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction. Y...

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