A South Florida kingfish tournament was interrupted briefly Monday afternoon, as people stopped to gawk at the island of Bermuda as it rose into the Eastern sky. The island, which appeared to be rising under the force of a gigantic tractor beam, traveled at a 45 degree angle into the atmosphere, before it finally rose too high to be visible.
Speculation has it that this is the first of many Terran landmasses that will be confiscated in the coming months as the worsening global economy results in nations defaulting on loans from business beings in nearby solar systems.
Meanwhile, satellites all over the world were tracking unidentified aircraft, most often in small groups of two or three. There were no witnesses to the UFOs, but word rapidly spread about the theft of Bermuda, making waves on the Internet, and as high as six feet above normal Florida beaches.
In Crawford Texas, Ex-President George W. Bush remarked, "We kept telling the people they didn't know how bad this was going to be. These aliens are going to be doing a lot of foreclosing if things don't pick up soon"
