MUMBAI - A Mumbai woman who claimed that she was flown to the United States by FBI investigators because she was an eye witness to the arrival of the Pakistani terrorists on Mumbai's shores, was actually abducted by aliens!
48-year old Uddaiya, a resident of South Mumbai went missing from her home on January 11 only to return mysteriously 3 days later. She said that she had gone to the toilet at 5:30 a.m when she was quickly bundled by strange looking men who whisked her off to the US for questioning. Meanwhile, her anxious family filed a missing persons report with the police.
Under questioning following her return, Udaiiya said she was flown in a flying machine while these 'men' probed her and asked all sorts of questions. When she told them she was hungry and would like some rice and curried fish they offered her some 'strange looking green stuff' which she thought was Chinese food.
"I didn't like the taste" she told reporters. She also said these men put something up her nose which looked like a big diamond. The 4 foot eight inch woman has shrunk to 3 feet since her return to her fishing village and is now sporting gill-like openings on either side of her elongated neck.
Mumbai police have said "We plan to get to the bottom of this mystery. She could be a Pakistani plant - another UFO-(ultra-Faridkot-operative)terrorist"
