US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

Written by Tragic Rabbit

Monday, 13 October 2008

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The United States has taken North Korea off its highly touted Terror Tally, claiming that the insular, rude, proto-nuclear country and its fanatical leader have long been misunderstood.

This change coincidentally follows Kim Jong-il's $800 billion bid to bail out Wall Street, $100 billion more than the wildly popular Congressional bailout bid.

Under pressure from mixed nuts and pseudo-experts, including Republican VP candidate Sarah 'Loudmouth' Palin, US economic wizards entered into secret negotiations with Pyongyang bankers earlier this month.

The 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet was provided by Sizzler.

A mysterious cloaked foreign ministry spokesman said the North would now resume its training of suicide drivers and bombers, drilling troops from around the world to speak classic anti-American insults in flawless English (e.g. 'Your mother is a poo-poo head'), and plotting to take over the world with Prada's new line of nuclear suitcases.

North Korea welcomes the US decision to scratch it from the A-list of terror states and state sponsors of terrorism.

Sarah Palin welcomes the chance to have at least one allied leader beside whom she might appear sane.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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