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Wednesday, 8 October 2008


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McCain inflamed over Michelle Obama's remarks about his wienier! Says, "My day will come!"

Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama.

Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama went on to basically humiliate John McCain by comparison of hubby's dick length and thickness with those of his adversary.

Questioned by AM radio celebrity, Queen Yolanda 'Chile' Sheresa, the host of this syndicated black radio program at AM 1170 on the dial, 'Chile' truly got Obama's wife to put her foot in her mouth a long way in!

Ms. Obama was asked about why Barack should be President rather than John McCain. The somewhat controversial, possible 2nd Lady replied, "Honey Chile, I know a man's cock is a sign of prowess. Let ya into somethin.' The next President has a ten-inch bone when he's ready and that's almost always. Why, our lovemaking on the bus in between those mostly crapass towns even cut down on his cigarette problem!"

Continuing, Michelle went on with, "It's a well-known fact than honkeys are at the bottom of the list when it comes to being hung. You see, they don't even use the gift we Afros have, so theirs are no more than five inches anyway when the wrestlin's about ta begin. That John McCain probably can't even get it up anyway, honey Chile, and he's probably a Cialis junkie. I doubt if he can do it even givin' the old geezer a full 36-hour time limit, Chile!

And Chile, the dude's 72. He can't relieve no stress through a little somethin, somethin cause he just ain't potent. That guy is a 'boner junkie' tryin' ta raise the flag!"

Asked afterwards if these revelations will hurt her husband's chances at the Presidency, Michelle snapped back, "Hey, he be a winner dude and I already have some guys to watch out on his sex behavior while in the White House. No Clinton shit! And, you know every whitey woman wants a black screwin' machine with a big love wand. Get with the program, Chile! I have ta protect what's mine. Hey, this is about ta be da best I ever got from the USA and I don't give no rat's ass what they say...that I'm a bitch. Cindy knows what that is! Ask the bitch!

Hearing a recording of the interview, the McCain camp immediately fired back, "Yeah, so what if he can only raise the pole 4 inches. He's still a great American...sure, uh... with a small hard one. And, we're going to use that interview for a commercial that should take us only a needed 15 minutes to audiotape and get it to one of our 359 recording studios. We need quick production in a hot race, as our actions are to ward off inacurate remarks by Obama's ho...We mean slut...er...wife! We get used to certain words around the GOP Headquarters, you know."

The ad will appear beginning October 8 on TV with the starting words, "In 2009, do you really want long, thick cock in the White House or a real man who can bend over the negotiating table on the receiving end? For once, there will be an easy way to screw White House politics. Make sure you elect McCain-Palin, because for the first time ever there'll be an easy road to the heart of the Presidency. And, Sarah Palin will be taking it all in, too!"

c 2008 Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report

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