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Tuesday, 7 October 2008


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McCain likes young pussy, not fuckers like these.

John McCain, the Presidential candidate, has claimed to have "assed" Britney Spears. It seems by McCain to be an attempt to seem "less old" and less "abnormal" The revelation comes in the same week Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez also claimed to "assing" Spears himself.

"Assing", according to wrinkly old McCain is an "American way of life" and goes in line with the American dream.

Aged freak John believes in promiscuity, and is a condom-denier. He fervently believes that condoms are the work of old people and youngsters like himself should never use them.

When told that Britney Spears was a "whore", Viagra user McCain replied "lol". Lol he then explained meant "I love to ass women". He says those who don't ass women are "pussies".

John McCain, old, claims to have "assed" many more women, and says he will continue to do so. The old cunt wants others to follow in his footsteps.

Britney Spears, obese whore, is yet to comment on yet another sexual allegation against her from yet another abnormally old man.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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