What an angry Bill Clinton really told Obama!

Funny story written by shea lo

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

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Despite publicly stating "I'll do whatever I'm asked to do", an angry Bill Clinton barely acknowledged Obama's presence during their famous tete-a-tete a couple of days ago.

An anonymous source stated: "Bill basically told Barack he could kiss his butt for all he cared, but it was too damn late to kiss and make up. Bill says he and Hillary were treated like dirt by an arrogant Obama, who stood by while their names and reputation were sullied".

A sheepish Obama shamelessly sucked up to Bubba as Bill spoke to the media. Although Clinton did say "He'll win handily", the Clinton camp doubled over in laughter, with one Hillarista adding: "Yeah, he'll win Chicago handily!"

As Obama squirmed uncomfortably in Bill's office, the unmistakable sounds of a Ray Charles hit could be heard subliminally advising: Hit the road B'rack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road B'rack, and don't you come back no more!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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