Written by shea lo

Sunday, 14 September 2008

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Word is out that the Obama campaign's secret polling has revealed the predictable - An Obama-Hillary ticket would result in an absolute landslide for the Dems in November - whereas an Obama-Biden run would result in the biggest loss since 1960.

Late Sunday, Obama's campaign managers huddled together to plan how to turn a bad choice into a good one. The only problem is that Joe (who) Biden 'aint bitin'.

McCain's pick of Sarah Palin for veep plus her incredible personal popularity and ability to connect with working women has scared the Democrats. There are rumblings that Obama "showed poor judgment in putting himself first by not selecting Hillary".

An anonymous super-delegate said: "Lets' face it, there was extreme pressure on us from the Kennedy-Kerry-Obama machinery to isolate the Clintons in order to take over the party. Many of us held our noses as we voted for Obama - even though we knew that he had a flimsy, super-slim resume. We got taken in by the rhetoric and heavenly choirs. We are embarrassed by how we stood silent while Bill and Hillary were vilified. Well, the chickens have now come home to roost. Obama had to kiss Bill's butt and grovel for his help".

Another Obama campaign honcho said: "Be prepared for a big surprise in the next few weeks. Joe Biden will find a reason to pull-out - something about putting his family first etc. and Obama will make big news by announcing Hillary is to be his running mate".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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