Written by Morse

Monday, 15 September 2008

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Forked Tongue Bites Obama in The Ass!

Ny/NY New York Post - A NY newspaper claimed today that while on his "mission from God" last July, Barack Obama tried to muscle Iraq leaders into delaying an agreement on troop withdrawal. At the same time he clamored in the press for an early withdrawal of those same troops.

It was also reported that Obama badgered high ranking military officers into committing to "offering a realistic withdrawal date", which they refused.

The claims were verified by Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari, and military officials.

In another Presidential display of power, Obama said any timetable for US troop withdrawal should be drafted in Congress, with the present administration not allowed to participate because "of its state of weakness and political confusion."

A respected Army commander indicated that the Obama Tactics are known in West Point barracks as "Rat Fucking", where you do everything in your power to make yourself look good at the expense of everyone else.

Army intelligence agents have confirmed that Obama's military combat experience consist of 5 failed attempts at a Chicago drive by shooting to eliminate another community activist competing for campaign funds, and was only successful when he convinced a close personal friend to become a human bomb and "get up front and personal" with his rival at a church function.

Follow up intelligence reports liken the Obama campaign to Plebe Year at West Point where first year cadets wander around in a daze, put their foot in their mouth, and generally act like A-holes. "The difference between West Point and a Liberal Democrat ,"one Academy Grad said,"is that it only takes us about 1 week to ferret out a Rat Fucker, not 19 months and counting on the National Stage!"

An Obama spokesman said the suicide bomber was unknown to him, but thinks he "hung around with" William Ayers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama, Iraq

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