Written by shea lo

Monday, 8 September 2008

image for After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

GROVELBURG, ILLINOIS: How the mighty have fallen! After dumping on Billary, polarizing the Dem electorate, bullying super delegates, pissing off women voters and claiming to be America's true savior, the great Obama machine has had to eat crow and beg Hillary to ride to their rescue!

Hillary Clinton hit the stumps today trying to take on the McCain-Palin tag team. In response to media questions about this new 'strategy', the Obama campaign said "This is nothing new. Hillary had already been scheduled to speak before women voters".

A spokesperson for Hillary's Posse - representing the 18-million plus voters who supported the New York Senator in a bitterly fought nomination race - said:

"It's too little too late. The Obama-gang absolutely dissed Bill and Hillary. Obama didn't even have the guts to nominate Hillary as his veep because he was afraid that she would be too polarizing. Well guess who's had to eat humble pie? These male Dems still think they can control how women will vote this November. Well, they're in for a heckuva big surprise. The iceberg can't save the Titanic"!

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