Presidential candidate Barack Obama was shocked to hear of Russell Brand's endorsement at the MTV VMA's ceremony.
"I was chillin in my crib watching the show when this long haired British dude started chatting like a fool" said Barack. "With this kind of support I may as well give up now."
"I'm telling you, if this bitch opens his mouth once more I'm going to Walmart and buy a sixpack of whoopass and open it all over his face."
Obama's campaign wagon is due to arrive in Boston, Lincolnshire due to a mistake on Google Earth.
Russel Brand was not available for comment.
