Many observers commented that Sarah Palin's RNC routine had its greatest zippedy doo da when she was thinking about attacking metrosexual Barack Obama. Similarly, when Obama rebutted Sarah Plain N Bifocaled's zingers he seemed to be licking his chops.
Campaign schedules have a quirky way of putting opponents dangerously close together in battle ground states as the race comes down to the wire. Today in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, Barry and Sarah ended up back to back in the same strip mall. A spontaneous debate broke out over the Pennsylvania Dutch Pretzel counter and the candidates went toe to toe then arm and arm until they were pelvis to pelvis spouting their opposing party lines while looking deeply into each others eyes.
Finally as the crowd of Amish shoppers looked on in shock, the rivals slipped each other the tongue in the freedom kiss heard round the world. Both blushed bright red and purple respectively as they muttered an embarrassed " What's wrong with a little bipartisan intercourse!?"
Reporters spotted a dog sled parked outside of Obama's hotel later that night...