John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Written by Jean Le Fete

Saturday, 30 August 2008

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Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today that McCain today visited the morgue Anchorage, Alaska and came away with a Jane Doe for his running mate.

"Jane will help us to get women voters and prove that I am still a rebel," said McCain. To which Jay Leno said, "Finally McCain has found someone stiffer than he is."

Clinton voters were quick to point out that just any "female" was not going to lure them into voting for McCain and Miss Jane Doe would have to really speak up to get their attention.

Hillary Clinton had this to say, "This is clearly the most insulting thing McCain has done to women so far and certainly my pro-choice voters will steer clear of him and Miss Jane Doe." "Well obviously Mr. McCain is attempting to find someone with appeal to women voters...but a cadaver John? That's just sick," said Barrack Obama.

Bill Clinton seemed to misunderstand the question, "I never had sexual relations with that cadaver..."

McCain and Jane Doe are expected to arrive at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis at mid next week. Jane is expected to be transported in a specially designed freezer with a glass door.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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