Written by Girlie101

Saturday, 30 August 2008

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Oh, you won't be smiling for long, man.

Barack Obama is definitely dropping out cause his wife is having a baby this month! Yes, she has covered it up.

He says "I wish my life could be of more value". Apparently not too happy about baby Bob Barack.

We had to leave the scene because Mrs. Obama wasn't too happy. Out of all this, nobody likes the name Bob Barack!

Here are the reactions:

John McCain: That sucker had to stop sometime!

Paris Hilton: I'm hot.

Hilary Clinton: I would've stuck it out, even if there was a baby! I'm the one who walks the little children across the street, not him!!!!

Margaret Johnson: I can't believe this!! I- (cell phone rings) ...hold on just a second.

and finally,

Forrest Gump: Now who's this a-man ya'll talkin' bout?

(No offense to Baby Bob Barrack whenever he is old enough to read)

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Topics: Barack Obama

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