McCain Scores with MILF VP!

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 30 August 2008

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Palin has ordered I love POW's tees for the convention wet tee shirt closing ceremony

Antediluvian Repub candie Johnny McC has scored big time with Alaskan Governor, former village mayor , beauty queen and present day big time MILF as his Vice Presidential choice.

Desperate for some feeble sign of life , the half dead senior citizen Senator from the retirement village called Arizona wooed and won the former Miss Iceberg.

Commentators throughout the world have been wading in on the new union. MILF hunter Likem Machure told Cable TV Skinamax:" Sarah Palin is a serious MILF! If she ever needs work or just a good time she should feel free to call the MILF hunter. I'd fuel her northern lights and teach her the southern cross!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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