Sarah Palin supports creationism

Written by ScottThe Dot

Friday, 29 August 2008

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Vice President hopeful Sarah Palin has admitted that she believes creationism should be taught in schools.

The Alaskan Senator picked as a running mate by John McCain said 'Yeah sure why not? Creationism deserves to be taught alongside evolution. I also want subjects like Unicorns and Leprechauns taught in universities."

McCain is thought to have selected Palin due to her appeal to Hillary Clinton voters 'and because she has a sweet ass" added the aging lothario.

Palin has also caused controversy due to her complicated family. My brother Michael disappeared some time ago and travelled round the world. "I would love to see him again" said the VPILF

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