Large sections of the Earth didn't disappear today, as earthquakes didn't open the Earth's crust.
In Indonesia, the earth didn't move at all, and in Malaysia only newlyweds noticed any change.
Meanwhile, in Mexico, tens of thousands of people were stricken by lethargy as the Earth did nothing at all.
Scientists suggest that mass hysteria may account for the lack of injuries, but surfers tend to disagree.
Blondie Stickfoot, President of the United Surfers of Oblivion Association Incorporated (incorporating the United Surfers of the World ) claims that the worst is yet to come.
