Written by Double Diamond

Friday, 16 May 2008

In the aftermath of the Chinese earthquake disaster, the Chinese authorities have announced that they are going to "Slot" the developers responsible for the buildings that collapsed.

However, the execution squads are struggling to find any walls left standing to line them up against.

"It's a 'Catch 22" situation" quoted Chinese government spokesman Ping Pong Po.

"We have no walls, and if we use these developers to build new ones, they may fall down again before we can get them shot. This means we may have to consider other forms of death"

Rumours have surfaced that any convicted developers may be held until the Olympic Games, whereupon they could be utilised in the shooting events as targets.

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Topics: China, Earthquake

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