Written by Midgetgems

Friday, 13 June 2008

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Analysts think they may have discovered the source of Mugabe's reasoning

Robert Mugabe, president of Senile Old Southern African Despots (SOSAD) has said his warm vegetarians are ready to take stand-up comedy to the people in the forthcoming rip-off elections.

In order to minimise the amount of heckling from audiences, each vegetarian will be required to go 'beating about the bush' in preparation for the onion set of warmth. "Anyone with an ounce of meat between the ears will get the punchline," said the man who should have gone to Spectacle Savers.

Mr Mugabe was due to step down as President of SOSAD some time ago but it now looks increasingly likely he will have to be shoved from his orifice.

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