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Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Funny story: Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Harare, Zimbabwe The Zimbabwe Military recently took over governing the country from the 93-year-old Mugabe. "I'm surprised it took us so long" said General Agreement. "I mean, the guy is 93-years-old. How tough could it be?" "What we did was...

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Zimbabwe's Mugabe unhappy about wasabi in Abu Dhabi

Funny story: Zimbabwe's Mugabe unhappy about wasabi in Abu Dhabi

Robert Mugabe was spotted in a Japanese restaurant in the United Arab Emirates arguing with a waiter about the condiments. The ageing dictator is known to be partial to seafood, and also enjoys spicy food like wasabi - a hot green condiment often ser...

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Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Funny story: Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Even though he has not been elected President and is at present only the Republican Party nominee and mouthpiece, Donald Trump has jumped into a dead tie with North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un as the craziest world leader still-in-power, in the latest...

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Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

Funny story: Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

In an annual poll taken by Jerk Magazine, the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has beaten out three-time winner Vladimir Putin as the leader who was the biggest asshole in 2015. "Although there were many contenders as usual, Kim Jong-Un was the hands-down winner this year, what with his nuclear threats and missile tests and labor camps and Putin actually doing something people like this y...

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Kim Jong Un Un Un Un Un

Back and to the Lefts favourite dictator (since Mugabe stopped being cool) is at it again! Kim Jong-un, democratically elected leader of the glorious nation of North Korea, decided to kill off a couple of his closest advisors. Despite widespread spec...

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Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Funny story: Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Africa - A hologram of Saddam plunging headlong over Victoria Falls inside a barrel of sweet light crude is one of President Robert Mugabe's personal favorites to top the bill in Zimbabwe's forthcoming US$300m theme park. The project sees hundreds...

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Stationers Sketch

Funny story: Stationers Sketch

Good morning sir, how can I help you? I'm interested in the poetry of Thomas Hardy. The poetry of who, sir? Thomas Hardy. Poetry, sir? The poetry of Thomas Hardy, yes. But this is a stationery store, sir. So I observe. What of it? We dont have any poetry books here, sir. I should think not. No room for that sort of thing here. Not with your groaning shelves so full of al...

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Always Look On The Bright side Of Life - Mugabe Message To Gaddafi

Funny story: Always Look On The Bright side Of Life - Mugabe Message To Gaddafi

As reports come in that former Libyan leader, Colonel Muammar Gadaffi has successfully escaped to Zimbabwe, witnesses report that Zimbabwean president, Robert Mugabe has told Gaddafi to keep his pecker up and always look on the bright side of life.

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Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

Funny story: Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo. One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...

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There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

Funny story: There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece. Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...

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Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing. A...

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Mugabee Given Asylum

Funny story: Mugabee Given Asylum

News has leaked out that Robert Mugabee secretly entered Britain last week and was given political asylum and refugee status. He flew in on a special British Airways flight which then filled up with 197 refused asylum seekers who were being forcef...

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Revealed: Robert Mugabe and Barack Hussein Obama are cousins

Yes that is correct the Dictator of Zimbabwe and the illegal President of the United States are cousins, could this explain why both have sought to fatten themselves up while destroying their own countries and the innocent citizens who will starve to...

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Mugabe urges end to cricket on Zimbabwe anniversary

Funny story: Mugabe urges end to cricket on Zimbabwe anniversary

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has called for an end to cricket and other sports as the country celebrates 30 years since independence. Speaking at a ceremony marking the anniversary, he urged Zimbabweans to "foster an environment of draughts"...

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Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Funny story: Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby. Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.

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Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

Funny story: Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

It was with much delight and gusto that Ron Nasty, HR Director for The BNP revealed Mr.Robert Mugabe as the surprise recipient of The coveted position of "Lifetime Honorary Chairman". We thought that our old mucker "Bob" would be interested in the...

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Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Funny story: Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Chicago, Illinois/ Jungle Drum News - Zimbabwe President by Popular Force, Robert Mugabe, spoke to an enthusiastic mob of Mau Mau Warriors in Chicago, Illinois, today, urging them to step up and take back their city, their land, their culture, and...

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Bank Of Mugabe-Advertisement

Funny story: Bank Of Mugabe-Advertisement

Welcome, my friends, to the Bank of Mugabe. The Bank that likes to say "Hands up! Give me all your property". The Bank of Mugabe is proud to call for foreign investment. Bring your money to us. You'll never see it again. Our founding father, Mr M, says "I promise to share your money in the same way that I share power-by committing murder and other nasty crime." The Bank of Mugabe. Because we...

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