Child killers' nightmare as Spanish drought empties key reservoirs

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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Spain - (Rampage Mess): A holiday timeshare cabal of European child molesters is running scared as Spain's worst drought in 500 years rages unabated, emptying key reservoirs that hold the secrets of hundreds of missing children.

Some of the macabre water features were originally so deep and extensive that they became seriously attractive propositions for the grisly activities of the fetid cult's rampage.

A number of the reservoirs in question are located on land owned by senior Opus Dei mobsters responsible for enforcement of crime cover-ups going back to the 1968 lurid General Franco business of the Eurovision Song Contest.

Now the relentless evaporation of aquifers, artesian wells and subterranean streams that feed the reservoirs threatens Spain with its worst criminal scandal since the Spanish Inquisition was denounced as the forebears of the Nazis.

A Praia da Luz Public Prosecutor's Office source said today:

"Brace yourselves. And pray."

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