(Kansas City KS) A small flying saucer briefly chased Air Force One above the skies of Kansas this afternoon. The UFO was shaped like a golden ball and tailed the president's plane until it was shot down by an F-16. The president was unhurt and seemed amused by the encounter.
The flying saucer was apparently sucked into this dimension from Oz by the recent tornado. Scientists have known for over a century tornadoes can transport people to Oz but this is the first time any object made a reverse journey.
Someone aboard the UFO identified themselves as Glinda, The Good Witch from the North, to the pilot of the plane. Glinda said she wished to talk with President Bush about good and evil and the choices people make. Glinda seemed friendly, but strayed too close to Air Force One.
"Shoot the bitch down!" laughed President Bush. "If I want advice from a witch I can talk to Hillary! Now blow the witch to smithereens!"
An F-16 then swooped close by the plane and hit the UFO with a cruise missile. The UFO exploded in flames and Glinda screamed for a second and died.
"God I love this job!" laughed the evil president. "Did you see that bitch explode into a million pieces?? This job is so much fun!" The president was still beaming with delight when the Air Force One touched down in Washington a few hours later.