Strange, Yellow UFO Blinds Millions in USA

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Friday, 14 March 2008

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UFO Stuns, Blinds Millions of Americans

(Philadelphia PA) Scientists are still at a loss to explain the bizarre UFO seen in the nation's skies yesterday. The phenomenon was observed coast to coast. The UFO was described as shiny, and very bright with a yellowish colour. The phenomenon lasted almost twelve hours at most locations. Almost 300 million people were permanently blinded by the puzzling disc.

"It seemed to come up in the east, and then descend towards the west." said Cathy Dumm a Philadelphia resident. "It hovered in the sky and darted in and out among the clouds and was under some kind of intelligent control." said the blinded blonde.

Blindness was caused by some kind of energy rays according to scientists. The evil rays destroy sight after only a few minutes of observation. Millions of citizens were killed in automobile accidents after they attempted driving to local hospitals. Authorities suggested people not drive while blind.

Pentagon officials now consider the disc to be hostile and will fire nuclear weapons at the UFO if the event occurs again.

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