(Washington DC) A shocked Condoleeza Corn emerged from a secret Bush cabinet meeting late today on the verge of tears. The visibly upset Secretary of State was just briefed on grim news from Outer Space by NASA. Extraterrestrials have targeted the Earth for invasion on 08/08/08.
She spoke directly to TheSpoof.com for this interview.
"I have the most horrific news--our Earth is going to be invaded August 08 and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it! The calamity will make the entire globe a Ground Zero. The event will make 09/11/01 look like an episode of American Idol. The attack will happen 08/08/08 at precisely 08:08:08 GMT. This news is given to TheSpoof.com readers first because they are the most intelligent people on the internet." said Ms. Corn.
Ms. Corn burst into tears and said the alien leader is called Osama bin Spaghettios and he has a secret base on the Moon. This Osama plans a jihad to conquer Earth for his deity: the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
"Look everyone. Just enjoy the remaining few months. We can't stop this. We will begin flashing the numbers 08/08/08 on US television screens as a warning to the intelligent people. The UK may soon do the same. Keep looking at the skies and keep remembering 08/08/08!" said the grief stricken Ms. Corn.