(London, England) Naomi Campbell was released from jail today and shocked the world. She announced her plan to donate all her belongings, including internal organs, to charities around the world. The spiritual conversion came after a long night of soul searching following her arrest yesterday after a scuffle at Heathrow Airport.
"I have been blessed since the day of my birth." said a contrite Ms. Campbell. "The Lord gifted me with a perfect body, face and health. God let me make millions of dollars simply by standing in front of a camera wearing beautiful clothes. All our days are numbered and it's time to give back to this wonderful world. Please forgive my past selfishness."
Ms. Campbell said all her money will go to Mother Theresa's Hospice and said she hoped to join the saintly nun's order once she converts to catholicism.
She will enter General Hospital later today to donate her heart and kidneys. From now on she will be kept alive with an artificial heart and kidney dialysis. The organs will be given to destitute homeless children.
The unusual operation is to be performed without anesthesia per Ms. Campbell's request. "I need to understand the passion of pain to complete my spiritual sojourn." said the humbled super-model. She waved off any press questions and took a bus directly to the hospital.
