Bush to pardon Naomi, hire her as Shia Law stoning instructor

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 17 March 2007

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"It's either Naomi or Scooter Libby Mr President"

New York - (Ass Press): Naomi Campbell has personally petitioned President Bush for a full pardon ahead of her cruel and unusual sentence of working as a scrubber for the New York Sanitation Department starting on Monday.

The supermodel was sentenced by a Manhattan court in January to five days of menial scrubbing as pubishment for successfully throwing a cell phone at her maid and causing her significant head injuries.

In her pardon plea Ms Campbell volunteers instead to spread a little light relief by entertaining US troops in Iraq.

The term entertainment is not defined but may imply the usual leisure activities that are so much appreciated by lonesome soldiers far away from home.

Campbell also asks to be allowed to demonstrate her considerable throwing skills to Iraqi Justice Ministry officials who, despite being liberated by the US troops, have failed to hire anybody of her caliber to train
locals in successful implementation of Shia Law public stoning techniques.

A decision is expected ahead of the NYSD 9am Monday roll call.

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