Naomi Campbell in T5 police punch-up

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 3 April 2008

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At one point it was 3-nil to Campbell as 1st Class passengers cheered in a Lennox Lewis title fight atmosphere

Heathrow - (Terminal Mess): Sultry supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport today after a feisty police punch-up.

The 37 year-old beauty came off three-nil better after landing one black eye, a bleeding nose and a partially dislocated vertebra during a police attempt to throw her off a flight to Los Angeles.

Terminal 5 officers had boarded the BA 757 to question Campbell about a suspected smuggling attempt of exotic substances hidden in her on-board hand-luggage.

But the supermodel threw a major wobbly and began shouting at the Terminal 5 officers to "!***-off and get an effin' life!" just as a foil-wrapped mystery packet slipped from her Gucci lizardskin hold-all.

"At that point all hell broke loose in First Class," flight attendant Dave Potts told reporters.

"Campbell picked up a complimentary jeroboam of BA champagne and swiped one of the coppers straight in the gob.

"Another officer then pulled at her arm but she retalliated neatly by swinging round and grabbing a fire extinguisher with which she clocked a female PC in the chest.

"By that time First Class was all agog like it was a Lennox Lewis title fight at Madison Square Gardens.

"Fortunately for the cops they managed to restrain her in a cunning double-leg-nelson wrestling hold before dragging her off in handcuffs, kicking and screaming down to the T5 detention centre in T5."

Charges are expected later.

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